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If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 972 of 2327 |
If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 973 of 2327 |
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make
fun of it.
-- Thomas Carlyle
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 974 of 2327 |
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to
send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the
other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty* pieces
of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, why
they'll think something *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets lost,
they'll just *know* that uunet is down and think it's a conspiracy to keep
them from their God given right to receive Net Mail ...
-- Leith (Casey) Leedom, apologies to Arlo Guthrie
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 975 of 2327 |
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital,
had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better.
-- Karl Marx's Mother
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 976 of 2327 |
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 977 of 2327 |
If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 978 of 2327 |
If life is merely a joke, the question
still remains: for whose amusement?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 979 of 2327 |
If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 980 of 2327 |
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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